Inane chicanery and misc. ramblings
One of my co-workers ordered this abomination for lunch. It smells horrible and this picture does no justice to how horrible the colors are on this thing.
This “pizza” should not exist. Actually, I don’t think that this should even be called pizza.
Non diary, hummus based “pizza” should not exist.
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I can’t think of a delicate way to say what I am about to say. Let me just come out and say it.
The toilet stall is not the place to take a work conference call. I don’t care how important the call may be to you.
If you have to have a bowel movement, you hold it in your office or you face the consequences of your indiscretion in the bathroom.
Do not take work phone calls in the toilet. You specially do not get to be angry at me because I happen to finish my business just as you’re starting to talk. Period.
It’s my co-worker’s last day at work today. This is the shirt he chose to wear. #cubelife #thestruggleisrealdawg
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This is hilariously inappropriate behavior in court.
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If this guy actually did say this in court, my hat is off to him. Although that attorney is not thrilled, he certainly looks like he is standing behind his statement.