Your Well Written Blog Sucks

Every time I come across a well written blog, a little piece of me dies. Actually, if I’m honest, that little piece of me was likely already dead, I just hasn’t noticed it until your blog made me notice it was dead.

That’s neither here nor there at this point.

The point being, your well written blog sucks. I hate how you have a coherent theme and a coherent voice throughout the whole thing. I hate how honest and open you are. I hate that you have a solid command of grammar, composition and story telling rules.

You know who you are, so I won’t bother mentioning your name here. Mostly because there’s not just one of you, but literally a fuck ton of you out there with well written and wonderful blogs that I love to read but secretly hate.


Bottom line, I hate your blog even though I love it. I hate because it reminds me of how much my blog sucks precisely because it has none of the things that make your blog good to read.

There, I said it.