Your Well Written Blog Sucks

Every time I come across a well written blog, a little piece of me dies. Actually, if I’m honest, that little piece of me was likely already dead, I just hasn’t noticed it until your blog made me notice it was dead.

That’s neither here nor there at this point.

The point being, your well written blog sucks. I hate how you have a coherent theme and a coherent voice throughout the whole thing. I hate how honest and open you are. I hate that you have a solid command of grammar, composition and story telling rules.

You know who you are, so I won’t bother mentioning your name here. Mostly because there’s not just one of you, but literally a fuck ton of you out there with well written and wonderful blogs that I love to read but secretly hate.

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Bottom line, I hate your blog even though I love it. I hate because it reminds me of how much my blog sucks precisely because it has none of the things that make your blog good to read.

There, I said it.

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  1. Barrie Lynn says

    Thought you might like this:

    I’m Your Huckleberry

    The etymology of the phrase is traced back to Aurthurian Lore. Huckleberry Garlands were said to be given to Knights of the Kingdom for coming to the service of a damsel. They would approach the lady, lower their lance, and receive the small branch as a symbol of gratitude; much like a medal.
    Therefore, “I’m Your Huckleberry” literally means “I’m your Hero.”
    In current adaptaions, in reference to the movie Tombstone, it means “I’m your man.” as an affirmative response to a challenge.

    From: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=I'm%20your%20huckleberry

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