My next book project

I’m working on a book project for the month of December. I figure it’s my birthday month so I should do something significant and I figured writing a book would be significant. Here’s my working title:

The excuse book.

Here’s an outline of some of the excuses in the book:

  1. I ran out of time
  2. I don’t have the time to do it
  3. I don’t know how to do it
  4. I didn’t understand what you meant when you said that
  5. I did it, I just can’t find it
  6. I sent it, I don’t know why they haven’t gotten it
  7. When can we talk about this again?
  8. Can we talk about this later?
  9. I missed your call
  10. I didn’t get your email
  11. I didn’t see you there
  12. I don’t know what you mean
  13. I don’t know where my money went
  14. I don’t know what I spent it on
  15. I don’t know how much it cost
  16. I lost it
  17. Oh, you meant you wanted me to do it like…
  18. I have to redo it
  19. I’m not happy with how it looks
  20. I’m having a hard time getting things in order
  21. I’m still thinking about it
  22. I haven’t made a decision yet
  23. I’ll pay you back on…
  24. I have a plan
  25. Trust me, you’ll get it back
  26. I tested it last week
  27. What?? I paid that last week
  28. It’s almost done

Feel free to suggest your own excuses in the comments. 🙂