My next book project
I’m working on a book project for the month of December. I figure it’s my birthday month so I should do something significant and I figured writing a book would be significant. Here’s my working title:
The excuse book.
Here’s an outline of some of the excuses in the book:
- I ran out of time
- I don’t have the time to do it
- I don’t know how to do it
- I didn’t understand what you meant when you said that
- I did it, I just can’t find it
- I sent it, I don’t know why they haven’t gotten it
- When can we talk about this again?
- Can we talk about this later?
- I missed your call
- I didn’t get your email
- I didn’t see you there
- I don’t know what you mean
- I don’t know where my money went
- I don’t know what I spent it on
- I don’t know how much it cost
- I lost it
- Oh, you meant you wanted me to do it like…
- I have to redo it
- I’m not happy with how it looks
- I’m having a hard time getting things in order
- I’m still thinking about it
- I haven’t made a decision yet
- I’ll pay you back on…
- I have a plan
- Trust me, you’ll get it back
- I tested it last week
- What?? I paid that last week
- It’s almost done
Feel free to suggest your own excuses in the comments. 🙂