My next book project

I’m working on a book project for the month of December. I figure it’s my birthday month so I should do something significant and I figured writing a book would be significant. Here’s my working title:

The excuse book.

Here’s an outline of some of the excuses in the book:

1. I ran out of time
2. I don’t have the time to do it
3. I don’t know how to do it
4. I didn’t understand what you meant when you said that
5. I did it, I just can’t find it
6. I sent it, I don’t know why they haven’t gotten it
7. When can we talk about this again?
8. Can we talk about this later?
9. I missed your call
10. I didn’t get your email
11. I didn’t see you there
12. I don’t know what you mean
13. I don’t know where my money went
14. I don’t know what I spent it on
15. I don’t know how much it cost
16. I lost it
17. Oh, you meant you wanted me to do it like…
18. I have to redo it
19. I’m not happy with how it looks
20. I’m having a hard time getting things in order
21. I’m still thinking about it
22. I haven’t made a decision yet
23. I’ll pay you back on…
24. I have a plan
25. Trust me, you’ll get it back
26. I tested it last week
27. What?? I paid that last week
28. It’s almost done

Feel free to suggest your own excuses in the comments. 🙂